Monkey Grease

Monkey Grease Cannabis Seeds by Kannabia

Monkey Grease seeds produce a White Widow-derived hybrid from Kannabia Seed Company that finishes flowering in just 55 days and throws out up to 700g per plant outdoors. Bred for stable, uniform growth and a deeply sedating stone, this strain suits growers who want heavy yields without fussy genetics. If you've grown White Widow before and loved the resin production but wanted something with more weight at harvest, Monkey Grease is Kannabia's answer. You can buy Monkey Grease seeds here at Azarius with confidence — we've stocked Kannabia's full range for years and this one consistently earns repeat orders.

Why Monkey Grease Seeds Deserve a Spot in Your Garden

Monkey Grease seeds deliver one of the most uniform and high-yielding White Widow hybrids currently available from any European seed bank. Kannabia built this strain around White Widow genetics, which means you're getting that classic resin-heavy foundation paired with a growth structure that actually cooperates. We've seen plenty of strains promise big yields and then stretch into unmanageable monsters indoors — Monkey Grease doesn't do that. Left to her own devices outdoors she'll reach around 200cm, which is tall but not absurd. Indoors, she responds well to training and stays compact enough for a standard tent.

The real selling point here is consistency. Kannabia's breeding work has produced extremely uniform plants, which matters more than most growers realise. When every plant in your room grows at roughly the same height and structure, your light distribution is even, your canopy is flat, and you're not chasing one lanky phenotype while the others sit in its shadow. That uniformity is what makes Monkey Grease genuinely good for SOG and ScrOG setups — not just "compatible" in the way every seed bank claims about every strain.

The aroma is strong. Properly strong. If you're growing without a carbon filter, your neighbours will have opinions. The buds come out dense, sticky, and absolutely caked in trichomes — that White Widow heritage showing through. The effect leans heavily sedating; this is an evening strain that'll pin you to the sofa and eventually send you to sleep. Not one for a productive afternoon, but as a natural nightcap it does the job properly. According to the EMCDDA's reporting on cannabis potency trends across Europe, resin-heavy hybrids like Monkey Grease reflect the broader shift toward high-trichome cultivars that dominate the current market.

Monkey Grease Growing Guide — Indoor and Outdoor

Monkey Grease seeds require 55 days of flowering indoors and perform well across SOG, ScrOG, and open-ground setups with minimal intervention. Kannabia designed this strain to be versatile, and the stable genetics back that up. Here's how to approach it depending on your setup:

1. Indoor SOG (Sea of Green): Plant multiple Monkey Grease seeds in 10–20L pots. Give them just 3–4 weeks of vegetative growth, then flip to 12/12. The uniform growth pattern means your canopy stays level without constant adjustment. Expect around 600g/m2 from a well-lit SOG.
2. Indoor ScrOG (Screen of Green): Use 20–30L pots and weave branches through a screen during veg. Monkey Grease responds well to LST (low-stress training), so you can spread her out to fill every square centimetre under your light. This method maximises light penetration and yield per plant.
3. Outdoor — Large Pots or Open Ground: Plant in 50L+ pots or directly in the ground. Use high-stress techniques like topping, super cropping, and mainlining to create multiple main colas. Outdoors, individual plants can produce up to 700g when given enough root space and sunlight. She'll reach about 200cm in height, so plan your garden accordingly.
4. Flowering and Harvest: Switch to flower (or wait for the natural light cycle change outdoors) and count 55 days. Monkey Grease is consistent here — she doesn't drag on for weeks past the breeder's estimate like some strains do. Check trichomes with a loupe from day 50 onwards; you're looking for mostly cloudy with a few amber for that deep, sedating effect.

Monkey Grease Specifications

Monkey Grease seeds come in packs of 5 feminised seeds with the following verified specifications from Kannabia Seed Company.

Indoor vs Outdoor Monkey Grease — What to Expect

Indoor Monkey Grease seeds yield up to 600g/m2 in SOG or ScrOG configurations, while outdoor plants can hit 700g per plant in open ground or 50L+ containers.

The Honest Limitations of Monkey Grease

Monkey Grease seeds produce plants with an exceptionally pungent aroma that requires carbon filtration for any indoor grow — no exceptions. The biggest thing to watch with Monkey Grease is the smell. The aroma is intense — properly pungent, even during the later weeks of veg. If you're growing indoors without a decent carbon filter and extraction setup, you'll know about it, and so will anyone within a 10-metre radius. Budget for proper ventilation if you haven't already.

The other thing: that deep, sedating effect isn't for everyone. If you're after something uplifting or creative, Monkey Grease isn't it. This is a sofa strain, full stop. Compared to something like Kannabia's Sativa-dominant Amnesia Dream or a balanced hybrid like their Kritic Auto, Monkey Grease sits firmly on the "goodnight" end of the spectrum. That's a feature if you want a natural nightcap — but it's worth knowing before you commit five seeds to your garden. For daytime use, you'd be better off looking at a more balanced hybrid from the Kannabia range or exploring something from Dutch Passion's Sativa catalogue.

We'll also note that while the 55-day flowering window is accurate, pushing harvest to day 58–60 can deepen the amber trichome ratio and intensify the sedation. It's a narrow window, but worth experimenting with if you prefer a heavier stone. One of our counter staff grew a round of Monkey Grease seeds last autumn and found that the extra three days made a noticeable difference in the body effect — something the trichome data from Beckley Foundation research on cannabinoid maturation timelines would support.