Inflatables
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Inflatable Party Toys — Flamingos, Unicorns, Monkeys and Hammers
Inflatables are blow-up party props that instantly turn any dull room into a proper laugh. Available as a flamingo (60 cm), monkey (58 cm), unicorn (50 cm) or a massive 90 cm hammer, these lightweight vinyl toys are the kind of thing you chuck in a bag on the way to a festival and somehow end up carrying around all weekend. They weigh next to nothing, inflate in about 30 seconds of lung power, and cost less than a pint — so losing one to the crowd is part of the fun, not a tragedy.
Which Inflatable Should You Grab?
| Variant | Size (inflated) | Best for |
|---|---|---|
| Flamingo | 60 cm | The classic festival bird — tuck it under your arm, wave it above the crowd, or float it in a paddling pool at an afterparty |
| Monkey | 58 cm | Slightly goofy, slightly unhinged — hang it off a tent pole or hand it to the friend who needs cheering up |
| Unicorn | 50 cm | The most compact of the lot — easy to stash in a bum bag when you need both hands free |
| Hammer | 90 cm | The attention-grabber — nearly a metre long, perfect for inflatable jousting or just bonking your mates on the head |
The hammer is the biggest by a fair margin at 90 cm. If you want something you can actually spot from across a field, that is the one. The unicorn is the smallest at 50 cm — pocketable once deflated, easy to re-inflate between sets.
Specifications for Inflatable Party Toys
| Spec | Value |
|---|---|
| Material | PVC vinyl |
| Flamingo size | 60 cm |
| Monkey size | 58 cm |
| Unicorn size | 50 cm |
| Hammer size | 90 cm |
| Inflation method | Blow valve — mouth inflation, no pump required |
| Variants | 4 (Flamingo, Monkey, Unicorn, Hammer) |
| Deflated weight | Under 50 g each |
Throwing a house party or heading to a rave? Pair these inflatables with UV body paint and glow sticks from the Azarius smokeshop range for a full sensory setup. A handful of inflatables scattered around a room does more for the atmosphere than any amount of bunting.
Why You Need Inflatable Party Props
Here is the thing about parties and festivals: the difference between a good time and a great time is usually something stupid. Not expensive-stupid — just daft enough to break the ice. A 90 cm inflatable hammer does that job better than any playlist or lighting rig. Someone picks it up, someone else gets bonked, and suddenly the whole tent is laughing.
Inflatables weigh practically nothing deflated — you can fold one flat and slip it into a jacket pocket, a bum bag, or the bottom of a rucksack. At a festival, that matters. You are already carrying a sleeping bag, a change of clothes, and whatever else you have convinced yourself you need. Adding a rigid prop to that pile is a non-starter. These fold down to the size of a sandwich bag. Inflate when you arrive, deflate when you leave, done.
The one honest limitation: PVC inflatables and sharp objects do not mix. Keep them away from tent pegs, cigarette ends, and that one mate who always has a pocket knife. A puncture is game over — there is no patching these at 2 a.m. in a field. Treat them as disposable fun rather than heirloom pieces and you will not be disappointed. At this price, buying a spare is the smart move.
How to Use Your Inflatables
- Remove the inflatable from its packaging and unfold it fully. Give it a gentle stretch — the PVC can stick to itself straight out of the bag.
- Locate the blow valve, usually a small plastic nozzle near the base or tail of the figure. For the hammer, it is at the bottom of the handle.
- Inflate by mouth. The flamingo and monkey take about 20–30 seconds of steady blowing. The 90 cm hammer needs a bit more lung capacity — roughly 40–50 seconds. The unicorn is the quickest at around 15–20 seconds.
- Pinch the valve shut once fully inflated. Most of these have a self-sealing flap — push it inward with your fingertip to lock the air in.
- Deploy at will. Wave above the crowd, use as a pillow between acts, stage an inflatable jousting tournament, or scatter a few around a house party as instant decor.
- To deflate, pull the valve flap outward and press the air out. Fold flat and stash for next time — or leave it as a souvenir for the cleanup crew.
Frequently Asked Questions
How long do these inflatables stay inflated?
With the valve properly sealed, they hold air for several hours — easily long enough for a full night out or a day at a festival. Expect slow leakage over 24–48 hours, so top them up with a quick puff if you are using them across a whole weekend.
Do I need a pump to inflate them?
No. All four variants inflate by mouth through a standard blow valve. The largest one — the 90 cm hammer — takes the most effort, but it is still under a minute of blowing. A small hand pump works too if you have one, but it is not necessary.
Can I take inflatables into a festival?
Most festivals allow small inflatables. Pack them deflated and inflate once you are past the gate. Some events ban items over a certain size, so the 50 cm unicorn is the safest bet if you are worried about door policy. The hammer at 90 cm might get a second look.
Are these inflatables reusable?
Yes, as long as you do not puncture them. Deflate after use, fold flat, and store somewhere cool and dry. PVC can degrade in direct sunlight over time, so do not leave them baking on a windowsill between events.
Which inflatable is the biggest?
The hammer, at 90 cm. It is nearly twice the size of the unicorn (50 cm) and noticeably larger than the flamingo (60 cm) and monkey (58 cm). If visibility in a crowd is what you are after, the hammer is the clear pick.
What happens if one gets a puncture?
Honestly, it is done. These are lightweight PVC party props, not pool floats with patch kits. A puncture means a slow (or fast) deflation with no practical repair. At this price point, grabbing a backup is the move.
Last updated: April 2026
